May 2012
147 posts
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So, my dream last night...
My non-existent boyfriend (and also the guy I’m crushing on) came over to my house. I told him I was ready, and I gave him a blow job. His dick was literally the size of two of my fingers. This was also after some assassin was after me and my government teacher hid me in a Hallmark card store. Wtaf.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Emily
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: er,mil;y
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Emily
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: demm ilyh
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: gyu
lordoftheinternet:
my favorite thing about tumblr is you can have a really meaningful and personally significant post followed immediately by a post about butts and no one questions it or finds it unusual
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Saturday night and I'm writing porn/dystopian...
What is my life?
I’m not sure if I should publish it (because I always think my longer writing is terrible!), but if you’re interested in reading it, let me know. I could email it to you or something (when more is written, of course).
