
“This simple cotton skirt couldn’t be easier to make.”
Seriously, what the fuckety-fuck does that MEAN for my sex life?
Someone please interpret the tdp tea leaves …
avaraptor: “It was illegal, obviously, a scam of some sort, but the actual purpose was illusive”
great, super great :/
tdp … wear more simple cotton skirts … they “couldn’t be easier to make” … so if they are shredded, you can just make another one!
Oh, and mine? ”Triumphs” Yep, just that one word. (There are only 3 other words on the page.)
You live in the moment.
“bring forth intercession that changes history”
i’m about to be having some damn awesome sex apparently.
“We believe that only God can give life, and only He has the right to take it.”
Does that mean I’m giving birth to the new baby Jesus?
(via an-otherside-ofme)
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“Thanks for waiting.” *giggles* Oh, this is sadly accurate.
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He licked his lips.Yum
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“This failed to drive Buck from his prostrate rival, and the butt of the whip was brought into play.” - The Call of the...
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“It’s alright mom, I’m fine.” wow, that’s weird. bahaha
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“…filthy liquid mess that had the appearance of vomit.”
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“‘course you can.”
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“If she sustain him and his hundred knights,/When I have show’d th’ unfitness,” I think this means I’m a slut?
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“Winter in Auschwitz was not friendly to the Jews.” (Yup … that just happened.)
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longest lasting tropical cyclone hurricane/typhoon john(niall) formed on august 11
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Skirts over her head and was painting zodiac signs on her knees.
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“There is something both adorable...frightening about such a small mask.” Um… Da fuck?
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“Boards…………………$8.035, mostly shanty boards” Thank you, Henry David Thoreau, I know that my sex life is full of wood.
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“I killed him.” Welp.
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“By now most artists use social media in one way or another.”…..What?
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“Write an equation with variables on both sides that has no solution.” Oh my. That doesn’t sound too good. ((btw, the...
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“I untangled myself with great difficulty from...slaughtered bodies,
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“She grinned and patted Hector’s dashboard.” okay…???
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“Can’t,” he said. ….
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“To want something so much you can taste it and yet not care if you get it is a very difficult mood to cultivate.” … 8I
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